As the highly anticipated return of Celebrity Traitors approaches, we've ranked the chances of all 20 Premier League managers in surviving the treacherous castle of betrayal.
Here's where each manager stands, based on how long they might last in this popular psychological challenge:
20. Mikel Arteta: Likely to be one of the first to go, as his relentless and suspicious behaviour would turn the other contestants against him.
19. Alvaro Arbeloa: He would undoubtedly tire everyone with comparisons to another Spanish show before quietly departing the competition on the fifth day.
18. Michael Carrick: Expect complaints about the unfairness of assignments, as he exits the game before reaching the halfway mark.
17. Pierre Sage: His quick reveal as a traitor would see the group scrambling to recruit Roy Hodgson.
16. Gary O'Neil: He'd shine too brightly at the first roundtable discussion, prompting the traitors to swiftly eliminate him.
15. Roberto De Zerbi: After a dismal start, expect him to wreak havoc on his fellow competitors, despite not being a traitor himself.
14. Unai Emery: His charisma could work against him, leading to a quick exit as the group blames “Tottenham” for their suspicions.
13. David Moyes: Too preoccupied with a snooker game within the castle, he wouldn't make it to the finale.
12. Daniel Farke: He'd play the perfect, peaceful resident, yet ultimately get 'killed off' by the traitors midway through.
11. Frank Lampard: He would spectacularly flop in a team challenge, resulting in a unanimous vote for his exit.
10. Sergey Yakirovich: His impressive longevity in the game would be down to no one remembering who he is.
9. Enzo Maresca: A comical misunderstanding related to notorious scandals would be his downfall.
8. Marco Rose: He would initially seem uneventful, but viewers would find themselves rooting for him nonetheless.
7. Andoni Iraola: A premature exit after a string of successes due to a sudden drop in form and a lack of faith in the 'process'.
6. Oliver Glasner: His experience at Nottingham Forest would prepare him well for the pressures of the castle.
5. Kate Andrews: Quietly and inconspicuously reaching the finals, her strength in a team challenge would be a surprise.
4. Fabian Hurzeler: Methodically contributing funds to the prize pot until the traitors decide he's too clever to keep around.
3. Matthias Jaisle: He’d pleasantly surprise viewers who were initially sceptical about his presence on the show.
2. Regis Le Brie: Using the classic strategy of staying quiet and observing, he’d make it to the final only to succumb to the charm of the main favourite.
1. Xabi Alonso: The undisputed favourite and ultimate traitor, his impeccable charm, beard, and widespread popularity would have everyone wrapped around his finger.
