War on the A23: how 39 miles bred the strangest hatred in English football
Many British rock legends have composed nostalgic ballads about their hometowns. The Beatles sang about Penny Lane, The Kinks marvelled at the sunset over Waterloo, and Gerry Rafferty played a soulful sax solo in honour of Baker Street. But if you were to ask David Bowie about his roots in Croydon, he probably wouldn't have a kind word to say: